Just when I said “Yanno, I’m not that excited for any game coming out, really,” Sega does this ON TOP OF Sonic 4-2. Bouncing back? I think so. Rock that shit, homie.
(Source: jsrfuture)
Pawn Stars from TV. Ask for Battletoads.
Yesterday went great, luls ensued, post greentext stories.Hi i’m looking for a rare antique
>ok yeah sure just come in and we can work something out
Um maybe you can help me out on the phone all im looking for is battletoads
>Why do you motherfuckers keep calling, get a fucking girlfriend
*hangs up*>”Hi I’m looking to see if you have a rare item in store?”
“If it’s that damn video game, we ain’t got it”>hey is this that famous pawnshop from tv
>yes it is
>do you guys buy because ill be in vegas in a few weeks
>yes we do what are you selling
>a rare copy of BATTLETOADS
>click>how much will you give me for my nephews old video game?
what game is it?
>uhh i think its sumtin like battle frogs
REALLY YOU GOT BATTLE TOADS
>yea i sure do
i will give you 80 dollars for it right now
>YEEEEEEE HAAWWWWWWWW NOW I CAN GET DRUNK TONIGHT
good for you>Hi, I was wondering if I would be able to bring down some old traps my grandfather had passed on to me
>Sure thing, just bring em down and we might be able to work something out
>Okay, but i might need some help with theese things, there about about four traps, and they’re about 6 feet tall.
>What would someone need a 6 foot trap for? Bears?
>No no no, My grandfather would use these traps to catch BATTLETOADS
>Motherfu- *click*>Hello, I’m looking for something I think you guys might have,
>”Okay, what is it?”
>Well I’m looking for a copy of Battletoads. And I was think—
>”fuck off!”- they hang upi’m deaf, i used vp, he was very pissed:
hi, i am curious about the game battletoads, do you have one?
>what? oh man! hello, this is a prank caller, please stop calling us.
i am curious if you have the game avaiable for pawning?
>stop it, you have called us a million time today!
how can i call a million times?
>bye, your number has been reported.
i am just curious if you have the game, i need that for my present.
»hanged up>hello good sir i was wondering if i could procure a item from your fine establishment
> STOP CALLING
> but i want to give you currency for a valuable artifact
>fine what do you need
>i have found that i an in need of a very special item
> sir if you say what i think your going to say…..
> I WANT BATTLETOADS!!!!!
>a;sdlkh;alksdflkjadflkjHi, is this gold and silver pawn shop?
>Yes it is how may i help you
Well i heard you guys do a lot of services and stuff and I was in need of help
>You aren’t going to ask for battletoads are you?
*thinking quick* Nah i’d just like someone to sneeze on my dick
>Sneeze on your what?- *angry* What the fuck is wrong with you god damn kids fucking calling us up disrupting our business, fuck you and get a life.
But rick i love you
>hangs up*
Hi I’m into historic artifacts and I’m looking for something from a certain era.
>Ok
It’s either from the late 80’s or early 90’s, it’s called Battletoads?
>Dude, you’re a fucking grown man. Why don’t you get a fucking life?!? *CLICK*Hello?
>Yeah?
I was wondering if I could sell you something? I’ve had it for a while, but it’s just gathering du-
>If you say fucking battletoads I’ll do unholy thing to you.
What? No.
>Yeah, okay.
It’s a rare poem.
>Oh really? By who?
Jimi Hendrix.
>How’d you come along that?
My grandpa was a good friend of Jimi’s. They met in the army, and when Jimi started getting famous, grandpa got backstage to one of his concerts and they started hanging out again.
>Why’d he get the poem?
It was symbolic of the times in the army, palling around and not doing shit because they were the laziest in their division.
>What’s it called?
Lazy Days in 101st Battletoads
>Are you fucking serious?
-click-
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hello?
>yes i was wondering if you have this rare item i been looking for?
is this a battletoads caller..
>NO! How dare you! bring me down calling me a BATTLETOAD?!? Sir i would like to speck to your manger!
No need for that sir…
>OK i’m looking for this Greek game very very rare.
Ok can you tell me the name?
>Warriorvatrahos
I’m sorry what?
>Warriorvatrahos
Ok let me google this…
(waited a minute or two)
Sir what do you take me as a fucking lazy asshole that does not have anything else to do but answer stupid phone calls?!?!?
>I’m sorry but what are you talking about?
Warriorvatrahos…vatrahos means frogs in greek warriorfrogs…fuck you!
click…Hello
>ya i would like to sell thi-
better not be battle toads
>what no its a world war 2 helmet
how did you come across this
>my grandpa gave it to me with some writing on it about the war
what does it say
>we are standing alone with noting left but battle toads
*click*
I can finally post these :D
by ~milkydayy
_________________________________
Real Name Tabitha St. Germain
Current Alias Rarity
Alignment Good
Marital Status Single
Occupation Fashion Designer
Height 5’10”
Weight Would rather not say
Superpowers Rarity can crystalize most materials, including air, if certain conditions are met, she can even crystalize her own body and has an innate ability to detect the presence of rare precious stones and crystals several miles away.
Weaknesses Usually doesn’t like getting her hands dirty so prefers to sit by and watch most of the time rather than fight.
Sidekicks Opalescence
Arch-nemesis The Diamond Dogs_____________________________________
Real Name Andrea Libman
Current Alias Fluttershy
Alignment Good
Marital Status Single
Occupation Veterinarian
Height 5’5”
Weight 115 lbs.
Superpowers Animal communication, nature control.
Weaknesses Is extremely shy and afraid of most things.
Sidekicks Angel
Arch-nemesis Cockatrice__________________________________________________
Real Name Pinkamena Diane Pie
Current Alias Pinkie Pie
Alignment Good
Marital Status Single
Occupation Baker
Height 5’6”
Weight 120 lbs.
Superpowers Superhuman agility, superhuman jumping,ability to predict the near future, sonic screams.
Weapons Party Cannon, cake and sweets shaped explosives and gadgets.
Weaknesses Usually doesn’t work well in a team since she’s hard to put up with.
Sidekicks Gummy
Arch-nemesis Gilda____________________________________________
Real Name Ashlee Ann Apple
Current Alias Applejack
Alignment Good
Marital Status Single
Occupation Farmer
Height 6’0”
Weight 150 lbs.
Superpowers Superhuman strength and agility
Weapon Indestructible lasso
Weaknesses dem apples
Sidekicks Big Macintosh
Arch-nemesis The Flim Flam Brothers_________________________________
Real Name Ashleigh Ball
Current Alias Rainbow Dash
Alignment Good
Marital Status Single
Occupation Professional athlete
Height 6’0”
Weight 164 lbs.
Superpowers Supersonic flying abilities, some weather controling abilities, sonic rainboom.
Weaknesses Burns stamina extremely fast and needs constant rest.
Sidekicks Tank!
Arch-nemesis The Mysterious Woman-do-well____________________________________
Real Name Tara Strong
Current Alias Twilight Sparkle
Alignment Good
Marital Status Single
Occupation Student
Height 5’10”
Weight 145 lbs.
Superpowers Sorcery, basic magic manipulation abilities, telekinesis and magical awareness.
Weaknesses Books, is limited in powers since she’s still learning to control them.
Sidekicks Spike the Dragon Boy.
Arch-nemesis The Great and Powerful Trixie
Yeah, I’mma admit I watch My Little Pony. I also admit these are pretty cool, so shut your face otherwise.
Via (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧.
Rules: Pick 1 of these items. Which would you rather have?
Elder Wand, closely followed by a Pokeball with a Ralts or Eevee.
I think Arceus breaks this. Also, I’m surprised at the unpopularity of the Green Lantern Ring. My two picks are obviously Gobstopper+Medallion for eternal bliss, but secondly Elder wand + Pokeball as well. :P
I have to agree with Zeldran; if you pick the Pokeball, you could easily break this whole thing by choosing Arceus as your Pokemon. Being a huge fan of the series, I’d go for a Pokeball anyway, but having a god that can create every other Pokemon AND warp Time, Space, and Anti-Matter make the Pokeball option even better than the otherwise-obvious-if-it-was-here TARDIS. If Arceus/other legendaries are outlawed, though, my Pokemon’d be a Ditto. And admittedly, it’d hurt turning down the Portal Gun/Long Fall Boots, though, and despite knowing nothing about where it even comes from, the Elder Wand looks sweet.
(Source: sparrow626)
